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Marriage Demotivational Poster


MARRIAGE - it brings out the best in people


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

TigerKid - June 28, 2008, 2:29 am, #7397
Heh...cool.


WEDDING CAKE -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am, #211342
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211319

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #211317
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm, #211316

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211315
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm, #211312

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm, #211297
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am, #246743
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm, #220885
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am, #220883
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm, #220050
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am, #219865
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm, #219841
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm, #219839
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm, #219837
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm, #219836
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm, #219833
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am, #219817
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am, #219816
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am, #219814
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am, #219813
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am, #219809
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am, #219804
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236937
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm, #207566
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am, #205433

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm, #195160
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm, #195148
perfect!


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm, #244015
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm, #242604
"too" scared.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm, #228471
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm, #228458
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm, #228457
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm, #228390
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm, #228386
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm, #228385
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228384
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm, #228360
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am, #228199
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm, #228192
LMAO 5L


ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN - NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR WIFE'S DECISIONS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 4.79/5


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am, #245092
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245052
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm, #236918
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm, #236827
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm, #236826
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm, #216625
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am, #216541

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: sparrow marriage
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:45 pm, #225108
It isn't, by the way. Me and my wife "communicate" all the time.
Sean - February 14, 2011, 7:01 pm, #212387
True Fact: Sparrows mate for life -- well, one of their lives, anyway.
Current Resident - January 5, 2011, 5:00 pm, #209211
Great Poster! 5L
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:28 pm, #203635
And a "heap" it is, you masochist, you!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 6:14 pm, #203631
I started due to Aggies request a month ago. started at his lowest rated and worked up to the 3's. I still have a heap to go.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:03 pm, #203628

geez i hate this guy. he just makes it look so d*** easy. note to noobs....this is one of those profiles you should really spend some time going through....for hours.
spacedog - November 22, 2010, 5:53 pm, #203626
Excellent.
Airman - November 22, 2010, 5:21 pm, #203623
seems to work that way!


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by suzieq

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm, #228046
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm, #227684
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm, #227639
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am, #234918
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234849
5L for indisputable truth.


LOVE IS BLIND -




COMPANIONSHIP -


TAGS: cat marriage failure meh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm, #227640
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am, #226535
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm, #193707
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am, #193478
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm, #193452
My precious....


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Live2golf

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm, #255004
...and b*********. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm, #232959
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm, #232868
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm, #232843
ROFLMAO. Good one!


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am, #102878
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am, #102876
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am, #102420
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm, #102109
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm, #102107
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm, #102106
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm, #102105
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm, #102104
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm, #101996
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm, #101914
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


6 Ft Under -


TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am, #255954
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.


MARRIAGE - Defined between one man and one woman


TAGS: marriage guns
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 8:20 am, #95706
Definitely an M-4, but yea, I wouldn't mind a simple AR-15 myself (the civilian version of an M-16). Bonuses for the woman holding it correctly with her finger beside, not on, the trigger.
Yo Mamma! - February 6, 2009, 5:25 pm, #57407
Yeah, that's totally an M-4, not an M-16...
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 12:19 pm, #51921
Here's a question for you, lars: WHO GIVES A FLYING f***?
lars - January 14, 2009, 11:27 am, #51917
why can no one point out an m16? its the most common weapon used in most militaries.
Shtoink - December 22, 2008, 2:17 am, #45976
wish i could afford a AR-15 or equivalent


MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am, #210599
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm, #210464
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


BRIEF ENCOUNTER -




CRY ME A RIVER -




Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm, #260118
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm, #260080
Bingo! 5L


MARRIAGE - The day the music dies




INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am, #200394
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm, #200209
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm, #200207

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am, #199825
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am, #199675
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


LIFE LESSON -




MARRIAGE SIMPLIFIED -


TAGS: car crash stats marriage
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:11 am, #261741
Your dead nuts correct on this one
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 6:11 am, #193494
Not a nice episode for that pedestrian.., but the pain he suffered was probably over sooner than that of a divorce..!!
Henna - September 12, 2010, 1:02 pm, #193417
Cruel driver in the Mercedes.It seems as if he turns on the windshield wiper to wipe the pedestrian away WTF
rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:54 am, #193410

wow, just wow


A History Of Violence -




UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am, #231518
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm, #231507
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231506
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm, #231503
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm, #231502

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm, #231500
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


COMPLETE VS FINISHED -


TAGS: love infidelity marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 12:02 am, #240494
LoL. Thats sound advice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2012, 11:46 pm, #240492
They're all wrong.....It's all a matter of finding the one you're willing to tolerate (hint...It's the one with the biggest t***)
Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 11:03 pm, #240491
LoL. Seems like I can only find the wrong one... : )
TheOne - November 10, 2012, 10:56 pm, #240489
Until you find another right that is. 5L.


GETTING HITCHED TO THE BIG MEMORY STICK -


TAGS: marriage memories mistakes
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:08 am, #225555
Memory One!!!! :-D
mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:16 am, #225552
nice one


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am, #245036
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am, #166727
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am, #129885
Can't understand why Cher is single...


MARRIAGE 101 - All women are crazy. It's all about finding a crazy you can live with.




OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE -


TAGS: g** marriage fabulous
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

JesusWept - March 23, 2013, 12:21 pm, #244600
The minute Motifake becomes politically correct i'm off! Until then 5 L's :D
Silvannx13 - May 28, 2011, 6:19 am, #219282
I don't think Motifake's are meant to BE Politcally Correct...
TheOne - May 21, 2011, 12:56 pm, #218854
I'll third that.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:32 pm, #218831
ditto
Peso - May 20, 2011, 6:32 pm, #218823
Not exactly politically correct, but it sure made me laugh. 5Ls!


MARRIAGE - It's all about letting the little things slide.


TAGS: marriage lol
Rating: 4.16/5

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MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm, #246627

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm, #246613

d***, so true.


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




HIDDEN VICES... -




20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm, #73019
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm, #69166
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am, #44121
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am, #34504
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am, #27044
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




JUST IMAGINE... -




PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am, #234923
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm, #234906
Good'n Fan


HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"




SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




MARRIAGE - It is all about true love, not religion, social norms or gender


TAGS: g** marriage love not gender
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 16, 2011, 6:35 pm, #224366
That's if you even believe in "scripture"... I for one do not buy into it myself.
Sean - September 16, 2011, 6:28 pm, #224363
Amen, Budog. MARRIAGE Still the leading cause of celibacy, and untreated erectile dysfunction, for that matter.
CloudchaserS - September 16, 2011, 1:54 am, #224345
Every supposed "scriptural" reason I've ever heard for why same *** marriage is not marriage in God's eyes has seemed to me like people interpreting scripture to justify their own wishful thinking
Budog - September 16, 2011, 12:32 am, #224343
Hell, hetero***ual or homo***ual, marriage usually leads to celibacy anyway,,, Maybe they should allow Catholic Priests to marry if they want them to be celibate,,,
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 12:06 am, #224341
Marriage: The ultimate demotivator. I wonder if wedding cake has the same libido killing properties on same *** partners??


YES DEAR -


TAGS: marriage listening
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - November 23, 2010, 7:29 pm, #203742

the joke...totally owned. 5 solid Lions....more if i could.
spacedog - November 23, 2010, 6:42 pm, #203734
Well done. 5L
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:16 pm, #203715
Solid all around. 5L
crankyhead - November 23, 2010, 1:11 pm, #203714
LOL!


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm, #234262
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm, #234261
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm, #234236
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234215
Amen!


VOLCANOLOGIST -




CONFLICT RESOLUTION -




MARRIAGE -




successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am, #260863
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm, #260856
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm, #260833
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am, #260824
21 years...cute


RELATIONSHIPS - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener


TAGS: love marriage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - February 15, 2012, 1:05 am, #229614
Thanks for the compliment. However, I am not responsible for you ending up on the couch.
forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:37 am, #229257
LOL! I'll print that as a wedding anniversary present to the wify :D


MARRIAGE 101 - The ball is your home, the shackle is love, But the chain is made of small circular guilt trips.


TAGS: marriage love home guilt
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

Kavlin - April 23, 2012, 6:30 pm, #233726
You can get rid of all of that with just a simple divorce.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 9:21 pm, #230879
Amen!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: life love marriage relationship lonely
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am, #231627
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


MARRIAGE COUNCELLING - Because Sometimes Your Spouse Needs To Hear It From A Professional That They Are Wrong




THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage divorce
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - March 8, 2010, 4:09 pm, #163186
5 good reasons to cheat. i mean i love you baby.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:56 pm, #163174
All the elements = 5L


Hate from Fear -


TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am, #247946

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am, #247945
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am, #247944
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

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Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm, #215217
Hunnic wife?


ROMANCE -


TAGS: children marriage love relationship heart
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am, #188335
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am, #188333
it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am, #188332
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am, #188330
And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am, #188329
It's been one of the h**test summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am, #188328
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am, #188327
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am, #188326
I don't.....must be a g** thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am, #188325
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am, #188324
sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am, #188323
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am, #188322
And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am, #188320
Thanks!
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am, #188319
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm, #188298

very deep


MOTHER KNOWS BEST -


TAGS: mother daughter son marriage
Rating: 4.76/5

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krazirefa - June 24, 2011, 6:24 am, #220470
hahaha..hell ya
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:36 am, #220466
And every father hopes that his son will snag a h**ter wife than he did... and he's certain his daughter will never get as well-hung a husband as her mother did.... Approval comment: POST THAT TO MAD!


MARRIAGE 101 - A man about to relax, or in the process of relaxing, emits a sound that only women can hear.To us it would be similar to all the women on The View in a shouting match with Nancy Grace.


TAGS: marriage view relaxing nancy grace
Rating: 4.66/5

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carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:14 pm, #230567
(carebear BANNED)
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:38 am, #230504
Dammit, I knew it!
krazyivanthedivine - March 2, 2012, 1:11 am, #230501
5L for welcome to my life...


THE TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage love stuck together bubble
Rating: 4.53/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:35 pm, #229458
like in an elevator. and you can't even pretend it's not you that f*rted :)


MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.


TAGS: marriage angry wife neener
Rating: 4.52/5

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 10:15 pm, #223774
YES I KNOW THAT LOOK
5150monkeylove - October 5, 2010, 10:45 pm, #196899
5L so true!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 6:38 pm, #196887

awesome...very nice dude
tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 12:02 pm, #196862
Very cute.


WASN'T ME -




SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




THE THIRST QUENCHER -




marriage advice #19 -




HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD A FIGHT -




expiration date -


TAGS: marriage is forever
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 24, 2014, 6:31 am, #252385
An expiration date on a marriage license...now THERE'S an idea.


LOVE -




THE WAR OF THE ROSES -




Practically Magic -




COMPELLENCE -


TAGS: man woman marriage
Rating: 4.64/5

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rerun - August 18, 2012, 4:54 pm, #238523

belongs on motitwist, 5L


MARITAL BONDAGE -




ARMS OF A STRANGER -




MARRIAGE 101 - Make no mistake; they do care about where you two will end up eating. They just want to choose from a list of every restaurant you've Ever heard of; excluding the ones you like.




SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen




Interrupting -


TAGS: marriage wife spouse
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 10:44 am, #260902
Thanks.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:58 pm, #260877
Favorite Redhead gives me enough time to rant that I can get it out of my system, THEN he drops a humor bomb on me---- end of rant!! However, the couple across the street? They make this hilarious!!!! 5 very quietly laughing lions!


MARRIAGE -




YES DEAR -


TAGS: house calendar marriage dog bites
Rating: 4.9/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:01 pm, #225450
THE RING IS THE IS THE GIANT SCISSORS WHATCH OUT DONT DO IT :)
mariand - October 23, 2011, 9:08 am, #225282
LOL...Why I had a similar thought?


KING OF THE HILL -


TAGS: marriage relationship love lust
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 9:28 pm, #192492
I love boots.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:11 pm, #192484
I gotta get me some of them boots....Saweeeet! 5L


GOOD BOY -




ROMANCE LIVES -




SENSIBILITY -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage end of another chapter
Rating: 4.76/5

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holymoly - February 20, 2012, 11:28 am, #229861
Does anyone else hear the Loony Tunes theme?
Reality Lord - February 18, 2012, 1:37 pm, #229791

:)


MARRIAGE - Deforming men for countless thousands of years.




BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


TAGS: wife wedding woman marriage bigamy
Rating: 4.58/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm, #232739
5L from me. Need I mention that I'm married?


MARRIAGE GETS OLD -


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 4.5/5

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Amren - August 8, 2011, 8:45 pm, #222722
Wow! Maybe if I actually read what you wrote...
Cloudchaser - August 8, 2011, 10:29 am, #222680
OK, you lost me there. My comment was intended to refer to loving one's wife by keeping things new & fresh
AdmiralAckbar - August 7, 2011, 3:52 am, #222593
I still love the wife I just do not like her
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:29 pm, #222182
Thanks, Cloudchaser! Some of us actually love our wives and enjoy being married. Sorry for you that don't. Hope you didn't breed.
Cloudchaser - July 25, 2011, 10:35 am, #221866
Unless, of course, you make an effort to keep it fresh and h**
Verdeckt - July 25, 2011, 5:37 am, #221859
Yeast infections are never good..


MARRIED LIFE -


TAGS: marriage leash
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:01 pm, #166660
well said
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:44 pm, #166654
LOL! Too bad Mrs.spacedog also puts a shock collar on me. 5Ls Face.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 6:14 pm, #166646
Our convo sparked this idea!
phydeaux - March 24, 2010, 5:37 pm, #166639
Seems to me I heard this recently....WOOF WOOF!!
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:15 pm, #166629
Thanks, i slowed it up a bit. Its all done in paint tho..
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm, #166626
Faceman, love the new look of your posters!


FAIRWAY TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: marriage challenge day
Rating: 4.36/5

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John R - September 26, 2010, 6:54 am, #195588
it's funny, BECAUSE it could be true. 5 headstones
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:15 am, #166433
5L's here. LOL


ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm, #193628
I rather suspect sour gra**s on Schopenhauer's part


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